Heaven help me, I didn't see the devil in your eyes
— posted 2 days ago via royalhale orig. kstewrpc

so my dad’s girlfriend and I were bonding and swimming in a hotel pool together and my dad walks out with a smile one his face like he’s the shit and all and he walks up to the edge of the pool where we are, and tells his girlfriend “we’re getting married in vegas” and she gets out of the pool and starts dancing and slips and falls into the pool and when she comes back up she turns to him and she’s like “no Elvis” and goes back underwater and I can’t even

— posted 4 days ago
im going to be traveling the country with my dad, my dad’s gf and two dogs… send help
— posted 2 weeks ago




so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”


his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

— posted 2 weeks ago via roseo-drive orig. bralpha
her: come over
me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
her: my parents aren't home
me: he is ASLEEP
— posted 2 weeks ago via capploucino orig. dogapult
— posted 2 weeks ago via crazymofas orig. heckyeahstyles

does anybody actually follow the dennys tumblr or what

— posted 2 weeks ago
— posted 2 weeks ago via littlebitofharry orig. givemeharrystylesnow

Amsterdam - 25/06

— posted 3 weeks ago via thscripts orig. nananarry

5 Seconds of Summer in Manchester.

— posted 3 weeks ago via lukes-penguinn orig. ashtonbangme
— posted 3 weeks ago via thscripts orig. hotdamn5sos

Dallas, 15.04

— posted 3 weeks ago via lukes-penguinn orig. 5sostrum
— posted 4 weeks ago via waywardly orig. kanyewhisperer




My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

On Wednesdays we reblog

— posted 4 weeks ago via blurberrys orig. merlinstahp

dylan o’brien + that cute thing he does with his nose during interviews 

— posted 4 weeks ago via kingoftheniall orig. fcknobrien